That didn't take long.
Designers are sticking Sarah Palin's name on every type of clothing you can think of.
Already, there's "Wonder Palin" thong underwear, "Palin Power" maternity wear and T-shirts that say "Our Mama Beats Your Obama."
It's not well known, but one of the key "focus groups" pollsters use to gauge who wins the presidential election is the all important Madagascar cockroach race winner.
Tune in here to see who won.
"Democrats are furious, they're going on record now saying John Edwards will not be allowed to speak at the convention because of this affair. Yeah, instead speaking in his place: Bill Clinton.
She's already come out with a television ad, so the next step is to make it official.
And Newsweek magazine has seven reasons why Paris Hilton would make a good president. Really.